BREAKING NEWS!
The King of Pop – Michael Jackson is dead at 50. As of 7am today, no one could confirm the cause of his death but sketchy reports reaching the Professional Heckler say he died of glutathione overdose.
The “glutha overdose” theory was fueled by Michael Jackson’s alleged last words: “I’m glad I’ve met… the Lord.”
A devastated Janet Jackson told the press: “She’s out of my life.”
Michael Jackson is dead. As of 7 am today, nobody could confirm the real cause of his passing but another sketchy report reaching the Professional Heckler says he died of prolonged embarrassment.
As of 7am today, the real cause of Michael Jackson’s death is still unknown. But that wouldn’t last long as the Philippine Senate and the House of Representatives embark on a joint probe of his death.
This just in! God has released a one-line statement confirming that Michael Jackson has already reached heaven. It says: “The girl is mine.”
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Wait a minute…
Farrah Fawcett has also died.
Her final words? “Good morning Charlie.”
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Seriously speaking, MJ’s a legendary entertainment icon who’ll be greatly missed. The Professional Heckler’s favorite Michael Jackson song? Find out here.
source : frofessional
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